General Motors says it's on the road to recovery despite showing new losses. That's like saying that Abraham Lincoln's gunshot wounds are healing nicely now that he's dead.
Governor David Patterson released his New York fiscal report today. It's called "Going Broke".
When Sarah Palin arrived at Harpo Studios to tape her appearance with Oprah, she was shown to the Green Room. Palin remarked how nice it was that Oprah dedicated an entire room to saving the environment.
Sarah Palin said that she thought Katie Couric was trying to portray her in an unfavorable light. That doesn't take much effort when you're working with a dim bulb to begin with.
Sarah Palin told Barbara Walters that on a scale of 1 to 10, she'd give President Obama a 4. Of course, Barbara was talking about Obama's presidential performance, but Palin was talking about that picture of the president with his shirt off.
Sarah is appearing on the cover of Newseek dressed in running shorts. I think there's a subliminal message there: if she enters the 2012 presidential race, once again she's going to run short.
Last night, Keith Olbermann discussed Sarah Palin's book, Going Rogue, and reported that he'd found 12 lies. Tonight on Olbermann: Chapter Two.
The American Cancer Society is upset because a government task force says that most women don't need a mammogram until the age of 50. Hey, it's the government saying this and who would know more about mammograms than a bunch of boobs?
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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