Monday, November 16, 2009

The film 2012 opened this weekend and took in $65 million at the box office. Movie-goers are spending money like it's the end of the world and there's no tomorrow.


Researchers say it's likely they can produce a nicotine vaccine to help people quit smoking. So what will smokers do after sex, give themselves a shot in the arm?


Where did that "having a cigarette after sex" start? Was it with Adam and Eve? Adam kicked back against a tree, put some leaves in his mouth and said, "Boy, I wish somebody would invent fire so I could smoke this."


The Oscars held a big bash this weekend and honored Lauren Bacall, filmmaker Roger Corman, and cinematographer Gordon Willis with Academy Awards for Lifetime Achievement. It's early to give out Oscars, but the Academy figured, "Hey these people have achieved a lifetime so they might not be around for the March show."


NBC is calling this "going green" week. It has nothing to do with the environment. It's because the network executives are turning green when they look at NBC's ratings.


South Carolina cannot put a cross on the state's license plates after a non-Christian group won a law suit last week in a U.S. court. I guess the next thing South Carolina has to get rid of are all their School Crossing signs.


Jon Gosselin is promoting a "new me" image. Photos have been popping up all over showing Jon in a cross-legged Yoga position. Actually, he's sitting in front of a television watching his spiritual yoga director, Yogi Bear.


Jon Gosselin is suing the TLC network for $5 million citing work ethic violations. When it comes to Jon's work ethic, 5 mil is about $499,999.99 too much.


Let's not forget that Sarah Palin's book, "Going Rogue" will be out tomorrow. This could end up being the only book ever banned by the Wasilla Public Library.

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