Saturday, November 14, 2009

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

When Sarah Palin showed up on the Oprah Winfrey Show to plug her new book, she was wearing a little too much makeup on her cheeks. See, Sarah thinks the title of her book is Going Rouge.


Levi Johnston, the father of Sarah Palin's grandson, is baring all for Playgirl magazine. I heard that they're calling the photo shoot "Turkey Undressing".


In Colorado, the parents of the Balloon Boy admitted in court that the whole story about their son being in that runaway balloon was a publicity stunt. However, they said the boy will actually be in the balloon when it flies down 7th Avenue during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.


Former Miss California Carrie Prejean threatened to walk off Larry King Live the other night. She returned to her seat after she found out that a King overrules a Queen.


Carrie Prejean has been back in the news admitting that she appeared in a sex tape that has recently been made public. Apparently the tape shows Ms. Prejean engaged in a solo sex act.
She claims it was part of a study to determine if a California woman can feel a vibrator during an earthquake.


In order to generate business in this economy, Las Vegas hotels are offering incredibly low room rates. Which makes it a wash because in this economy, Vegas hookers are now charging double.

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