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It's good to be back on these pages.....hope you enjoy the jokes!
Scientists in Leicester, England announced that they have unearthed the skeleton of King Richard III. Well, it's either Richard III or a small club-footed camel wearing a crown.
You remember King Richard III...or as the Washington Redskins like to call him, KR3.
Now there's a big argument between the cities of York and Leicester. They're both claiming rights to the ownership of Richard's skeleton. Hey, settle this the old-fashioned way.....grab the wishbone and pull.
The United States Post Office has announced that after July, there will be no more first class mail delivery on Saturday. Since when has mail delivery ever been first class?
Cutting back on Saturday delivery will save the Post Office 2 billion dollars a year. So now the federal government is looking into how much it can save by just doing away with Saturdays altogether.
Damnit! Well, this will be just one less day a week that my dog won't get his exercise chasing the mail carrier!
John Kerry has assumed his role as President Obama's new Secretary of State. Kerry joked that, since he was taking over a post previously held by Hillary Clinton, he had "big heels to fill." And some people think the Secretary of State job has been filled by a big heel.
John Kerry can be intimidating. When he answers the door, you expect him to turn and say, "Some one to see you, Mr. Addams."
Look at him. He could be brimming with joy and people are still asking, "John, why the long face?"
Is that a jaw or what? Coleman named a lantern after him.
Did you read this? 30% of all cigarettes are smoked by mentally ill people. Forget the cigarettes....I'm more worried about those people who are out there lighting all those matches!
Have a happy Wendelsday
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