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Next year the Super Bowl will be played on Groundhog Day. At halftime, the groundhog will come out of his hole and if he sees his shadow that will mean the power is on in the stadium.
Super Bowl XLVIII will be played in New Jersey. It will be the second biggest thing New Jersey has ever seen. The first is Chris Christie.
Oh, come on! The guy is overweight. He obviously loves to eat. He puts sugar on his Sweet'N Low.
He was so excited when he heard New Jersey was getting the Super Bowl. He thought Super Bowl was an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
Chris Christie loves to eat, okay? He orders a pizza to be delivered, then meets the driver halfway!
He said he was going to eat Chinese. Everybody in Beijing took shelter.
He went to Taco Bell. He ate the clapper!
CBS is warning Grammy Awards show performers to cover their breasts and buttocks. Well, unless their breasts and buttocks are mutilated and can be worked into a plot for CSI:NY.
....and that's all for tonight, folks! Thanks for reading!
He went to Taco Bell. He ate the clapper!
CBS is warning Grammy Awards show performers to cover their breasts and buttocks. Well, unless their breasts and buttocks are mutilated and can be worked into a plot for CSI:NY.
....and that's all for tonight, folks! Thanks for reading!
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