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After a long hiatus, I'm back and coming to you from my new residence...the Sunshine State of Florida! Here's a few jokes for you and Happy Friday, Everybody! Thanks for reading!
A college student in Brazil has auctioned off her virginity online for $772,000. Not a real bright girl, though.....she's already spent the money on cab fare to New York to meet the highest bidder.
Hurricane Sandy is forecast to hit New England just in time for Halloween. Kids will still be out ringing doorbells on Halloween night....they'll be polling voters to see how many of them think the storm is President Obama's fault.
Mitt Romney is going trick or treating....he'll change masks every two blocks.
And how about Paul Ryan? The word is he'll be home on Halloween to answer the door...and hand out candy vouchers.
President Obama says that kids are welcome to trick or treat at the White House. He said not to worry because Michelle won't be home....and he knows where she keeps her secret candy stash!
Britney Spears is interviewed in the new issue of Lucky magazine. They say she discusses everything from zits to boys....and how she's popped them both.
Singer Rod Stewart has published a new tell-all autobiography. In the book, he talks about using cocaine suppositories. That certainly broadens the meaning of the phrase, "Blow it out your ass!"
Rod Stewart's idea of freebasing is squatting over an open flame.
.....that's all for now....glad to be back
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