Monday, June 4, 2012


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The Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebration continues tonight with a gala concert featuring Elton John.  He thinks he's still next in line to be queen.


Prince Charles took Sir Elton aside and warned him, "Mummy would not be amused if you open the  jubilee concert with The Bitch is Back."


Everyone attending the concert will be asked to turn off their cell phones.  And Prince Charles has  been asked to cover his ears so they don't cause any radio interference.


It was a busy weekend for Queen Elizabeth.  She was so exhausted from all the activity that she  nodded off last night during dinner.  Nobody would have noticed except she left tiara marks in her mashed potatoes.


Actor Vince Vaughan is asking $18.4 million for his penthouse.  It's the September 1984 Vanessa Williams issue.




Long time Family Feud host Richard Dawson has passed away.  The survey said he was 79.




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