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As part of her boyfriend's art project, Clint Eastwood's daughter set fire to a $100,000 handbag.  Maybe she just didn't understand the meaning of "matching" handbags.

According to astrologers, the stars are perfectly aligned for an Obama victory over Romney.  When they say stars,  they must be talking about George Clooney and Barbra Streisand.

Here's the results of an interesting study.....the less time people spend on the couch, the less junk food they eat.  And those participating in the study were paid with gift certificates to McDonalds.

A millionaire in Russia made paper airplanes out of money and threw them into a crowd.  Now American comedians in Russia are saying, "What a country!"

Justin Bieber has been accused of beating up a photographer.  Not only that, he smashed her camera and told her he'd beat her up again if she told her kindergarten teacher.

A six-year girl from Virginia has qualified for the National Spelling Bee.  She'll be the youngest contestant in the Bee's history.  What's really amazing is that she can actually spell complete words, not just the text shorthand.

A 40 year old pair of underpants that allegedly belonged to Queen Elizabeth have sold on ebay for $18,000.   The authenticity of ownership was later confirmed by trained royal dogs that sniffed the underwear.


When it came to verifying that those were really the Queen's panties...well, how would you like to be the guy who had to collect the DNA? 


The guy who won that auction says he'll keep the panties under lock and key.  As a matter of fact, the Queen's underpants came with a lock and key.

Engine parts from a Boeing 777 fell off the jet Sunday and smashed parked cars below shortly after takeoff from a Toronto airport.  According to onlookers,  Boeing!!!  was also the sound heard just before the engine flew apart.


.....thanks for reading

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