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Lindsay Lohan was unhurt after crashing her rented Porche into a dump truck.  Police said Lindsay will not be ticketed since they could find no paparazzi body parts between the car and the truck.

The NBA Championship finals start this week.  When the Weather Channel heard it was between the Heat and the Thunder, they decided to send storm chasers to the game.

Wide receiver Chad Ochocinco has been released by the New England Patriots and is now a free agent.   Of course his options are limited.  He can only play for a team that has a number 85 jersey available.

Last night, the Tony Awards show was broadcast on television.  So shouldn't the Emmy Awards be presented on Broadway?

In Georgia, a Ku Klux Klan group has applied to join the state's Adopt A Highway program for litter removal.  If they're approved, their sign along the road will read Keep Kurbsides Klean.


A study says that people who drink coffee live longer than people who don't drink coffee.  But another study says they don't actually live longer,  it just takes them longer to close their eyes and stop twitching.




..........thanks for reading!

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