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Earlier in the week, it was reported that rapper Snoop Dogg was endorsing Ron Paul for president. But now Snoop says it's all a mistake. He thought he was endorsing RuPaul.
Mitt Romney has won the Florida presidential primary. He picked up 50 delegates in Florida. Then he drove them to the social security office, the grocery store, and then to their doctor appointments.
Romney beat Newt Gingrich overwhelmingly in Florida. The only thing Gingrich had to say was, "Callista, we lost! So would you wipe that stupid smile off your face already!"
The Pfizer Company has recalled 1 million birth control pills because they may not prevent pregnancy.....kind of like the way Pfizer's lawyers won't be able to prevent 1 million lawsuits over the next 9 months.
In related news, the Vatican has named Pfizer Honorary Catholic of the Year.
The Pfizer Company has recalled 1 million birth control pills because they may not prevent pregnancy.....kind of like the way Pfizer's lawyers won't be able to prevent 1 million lawsuits over the next 9 months.
In related news, the Vatican has named Pfizer Honorary Catholic of the Year.
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