Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Over the weekend, a woman in Iowa gave birth to a 13 pound baby.  By yesterday, the kid was already driving the family's John Deere tractor.


Sunday is Super Bowl 46.  Or as they call it in Rome, Super Bowl Exelveei.

 
Did you know that tomorrow, February 1st, is National Baked Alaska Day?  Except at the Palin house where it's National Half Baked Alaska Day.


Newt Gingrich says that if he becomes the GOP nominee, he will refuse to take part in a debate if the moderators are journalists.  Well, that eliminates all the networks except for Fox News.


In New York there's now a $250 fine for eating in the subway.  I wonder what you'd have to pay if you wanted some atmosphere.


.....thanks for reading!
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