Thursday, January 19, 2012

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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The Indianapolis Colts fired head coach Jim Caldwell.  Boy, he earns his team the opportunity to have the very best draft choice and that's the thanks he gets.


A new study shows that obesity rates in this country have leveled off.  This must be why Hostess was forced to file for bankruptcy.  


Newt Gingrich has a new ad that criticizes Mitt Romney because he knows how to speak French.  Seems rather hypocritical for someone who goes shopping at Tiffany's and throws around the word carte blanche.


President Obama said today that he plans to boost U.S. tourism by speeding up visa processing.   Then he'll do the same with Mastercard and Discover.




President Obama was at Disney World today.  The line to see him was the shortest in the whole park.




In a poll released today, 52% say that the president has done very little or nothing.   Of course, those people are all unemployed and are doing very little or nothing.


President Obama has rejected the Keystone XL pipeline project.  He said he'd rather wait for the Keystone MMXII upgrade.




The Keystone pipeline could have created 10,000 jobs.  And those 10,000 people could have  eventually worked their way back to Mexico.


John McCain says he made the right decision when he chose Sarah Palin as his running mate.  Which obviously means that McCain didn't really want to be president.


In South Carolina, polls show Mitt Romney is leading the GOP pack with 37%.  Rick Perry is last with 4%.   By the way, those 4% who support him also think that he's Katy Perry's dad.


Burger King has been experimenting with delivery in some cities. But it may not be working out. Not that many customers have windows right next to their driveways.


........thanks for stopping by......your laughs and comments are always appreciated.


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