Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Yesterday was Martin Luther King Day....it's the one day we honor a man known for his marching but the postal carriers don't have to walk their routes.

 

I noticed the American Dairy Association honored Martin Luther King by running their old GOT MLK ads.

After their loss to the New York Giants on Sunday, the Green Bay Packers were booed by their own fans.  They were upset  because they didn't realize that the cheese on their heads had a January 15th expiration date.

Wbile campaigning on Saturday, a woman told Mitt Romney that she was broke so he reached into his pocket and gave her some cash.  The bills had his picture on them.

 

Romney felt so sorry for the woman that he gave her a job with his campaign.  Then he immediately fired her.  He said, "I enjoyed that."

 

Jon Huntsman has dropped out of the GOP presidential race.  He says he wants to write a memoir while people might still have a vague idea of who he is.

In LA, a woman was arrested after offering to trade sex for Chicken McNuggets.  I wonder if she wanted those super sized.

 

One of the oldest trees in the state of Florida has been destroyed by fire.  It would have been a much more interesting story if that tree in Florida had been destroyed by a raging blizzard.

In Egypt, archaeologists have unearthed an 1100 year old tomb of what is thought to have been a female singer.  Actually she was part of a group called The Mummies and the Papas.

 

...........thanks for reading!

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