Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Dutch scientists say they plan to serve the world's first test tube hamburgers this year.  The burgers are made with stem cells from a cow.  This process, however, has been met with protests by conservative Christian cows.

The same scientists are also hard at work perfecting the first Bunsen burner grill. 

The Virginia legislature has passed a law that says any woman in that state who wants an abortion must first have an invasive transvaginal ultra sound procedure.  And then, whenever the woman goes out in public, she's required to wear the ultra sound photo around her neck.... 


.....just above her scarlet letter.



Transvaginal....sounds like an ocean liner sailing through a tunnel. 

Virginia lawmakers are so holy virgin is the only part of Virginia they understand. 

Franklin Graham told MSNBC that he felt most people don't think of Mormons as Christians.  Of course, the rest of us don't think of most Christians as Christians.

Yesterday was Mardi Gras in New Orleans.  It's the one day a year when Tuesday is Hump Day.



Last night at the Brit Awards in London, singer Adele was cut off during her acceptance speech, so she flipped the bird at those running the show.  The promo ad for her next album will read, "Adele.  One name.  One finger."



Newt Gingrich says if he's elected president, he'll see to it that Americans don't pay more than $2 a gallon for gas. Newt will do this by requiring everybody to car pool with at least two other people and split the cost of what will then be $6 a gallon gas. 


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