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A new study has determined that marijuana use does not harm lung function. It's just a good thing that pot smokers don't have to breathe through their brains.
Charlie Sheen says that he's not crazy anymore. Charles Manson hasn't even tried that one!
Mitt Romney actually said that he enjoyed firing people. Of course, we've already had a vice- president who enjoyed firing at people.
Romney was the big winner yesterday in the New Hampshire primary. Yeah, that's who I want determining the candidate for my party....a bunch of people in a bar, holding up their beer glasses and waving at MSNBC's cameras.
Why is the TV coverage for these caucus and primaries broadcast from a bar? Has the Tea Party been replaced by the Beer Party?
Fidel Castro said that a robot would make a better president than Barack Obama. Of course, in Cuba, robots still make better citizens.
Pope Benedict XVI is scheduled to visit Cuba in March. Castro likes the pope. He's not a robot, but he moves his head and arms like one.
During the Republican debate the other night, Jon Huntsman spoke Chinese.....and, quite frankly, he made just as much sense as the other candidates.
Mitt Romney said Huntsman wasn't being true to the Republican party because he served as President Obama's ambassador to China. When Huntsman began speaking Chinese, Romney said, "See! You even talk right to left!"
.......all for now........thanks for reading!
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