Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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A musicians' lockout has brought a halt to the New York City opera season.  Apparently negotiations ended on a low note.


Congratulations to the Alabama Crimson Tide for their 21-0 win last night over LSU in the BCS Punt, Pass, and Kick Competition.

 
Rapper Snoop Dogg has been arrested after marijuana was found on his tour bus during a police search in Texas.  Snoop's execution has been scheduled for Monday.




Heading into today's New Hampshire primaries, one poll shows Mitt Romney leading by 31%, another poll has him at 19%.  Even Romney's poll numbers flip flop.


New Hampshire is known as the Granite State.  That means after today, most of the GOP candidates can start picking out a headstone.


According to a new study, children who have good school teachers end up earning a lot of money in their adult life.  That's because they learn not to become teachers.


President Obama's chief of staff, Bill Daley, abruptly resigned and headed back to Chicago.  The president said he would continue to call Mr. Daley for advice.....like, "When should I tell the movers to be here?"  


.....all for now....thanks for reading!


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