Monday, January 9, 2012

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Van Halen has announced it's going on tour in 2012.  Ticket prices are actually pretty reasonable, especially after the senior citizen's discount.


A woman in China gave birth during a flight on a jetliner.  Good thing for her that didn't happen on a flight in this country.  She'd have had to check the baby because it would be considered too big for a carry on.


Beyonce gave birth over the weekend.  She delivered a beyoncing baby girl.


The new baby's name is Blue Ivy....which is pretty normal considering her parents' names are Beyonce and Jay Zee. 


The Walt Disney Company is interested in buying the Los Angeles Dodgers.  It's good to see Walt Disney getting back into the funny cartoon business. 


Tonight,  LSU squares off with Alabama in the BCS National Championship game, or as it will soon be known, the Spring Break Bowl.




.....thanks for stopping by!




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