______________
Oh, I forgot to mention this yesterday. For Christmas, I got a 2012 Mayan calendar. But I'm returning it. Half of December is missing.
The National Geographic Channel showed a Mayan New Years Eve celebration. The ball in the Mayan Times Square only dropped part of the way.
At the stroke of midnight on New Years Eve, Mayan couples kissed each others' ass goodbye.
So according to the Mayan calendar, this year will end on or about the 21st of December. Santa is still deciding whether or not to lay off the elves in his toy shop.
Justin Timberlake might play Elton John in a movie of Elton's life. Apparently, Lady GaGa isn't available.
In Massachusetts, police were sent to collect overdue library books from a five-year old girl. The kid's so smart, she read herself her rights.
Rick Santorum is the target of a new investigation. Apparently, he's suspected of illegally using campaign funds to buy sleeves for his sweater vests.
Santorum said that under his presidency, doctors who perform abortions should face criminal charges. He also said that he would not hesitate to order air strikes on Iran if it manufactured nuclear weapons. So who would face criminal charges if our bombs killed a pregnant Iranian woman?
The History Channel is producing a 12-hour series on the evolution of humans. I think they're calling it, "Are We There Yet?"
And according to a 60 Minutes poll, 2% of American voters believe that Mitt Romney's first name is Mittens. By the way, that same 2% think that 60 Minutes is on for an hour-and-a-half.
...........thanks for stopping by!
Rick Santorum is the target of a new investigation. Apparently, he's suspected of illegally using campaign funds to buy sleeves for his sweater vests.
Santorum said that under his presidency, doctors who perform abortions should face criminal charges. He also said that he would not hesitate to order air strikes on Iran if it manufactured nuclear weapons. So who would face criminal charges if our bombs killed a pregnant Iranian woman?
The History Channel is producing a 12-hour series on the evolution of humans. I think they're calling it, "Are We There Yet?"
And according to a 60 Minutes poll, 2% of American voters believe that Mitt Romney's first name is Mittens. By the way, that same 2% think that 60 Minutes is on for an hour-and-a-half.
...........thanks for stopping by!
______________
No comments:
Post a Comment