Friday, December 9, 2011

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Rod Blagojevich has been sentenced to 14 years in prison after being convicted of 18 counts of   corruption while serving as governor of Illinois.  The only thing about Blagojevich that isn't corrupt is his hair.


Blagojevich says he's thinking about having his full head of hair surgically removed and sent to Sinead O'Connor as a wedding present.


Four of the last nine Illinois governors have been sentenced to prison.  Can those Illinois voters pick 'em or what?


There's a special ballot when you vote for governor in Illinois.  You fill in the space by the candidate's name with vertical bars.


The Illinois ballot comes with pictures of the gubernatorial candidates....both front and side views.


Former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky has been arrested again on new sex abuse charges.  His city has decided to add an escort lane between Sandusky's house and the police station.


Sandusky now has a revolving charge account with his bail bondsman. 




In a speech in Geneva, Hillary Clinton warned the international community of the threat of biological weapons.  She's afraid the one in her husband's pants could go off again at any moment.


....that's it for today....thanks for reading



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