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The Post Office has announced drastic cuts in service. To give you an idea of what's coming, they've issued a Christmas stamp showing Mary and Joseph with a donkey. That's how we'll be getting our mail.
The announcement regarding service cuts was made by David Williams, a postal service vice president. The memo was sent out in the mail three months ago but Mr. Williams just received it Monday.
Randy Babbitt, the administrator of the FAA was arrested over the weekend for drunk driving. Police reports say Mr. Babbitt was very cooperative as officers with orange vests and flashlights guided him to a parking space in front of the police station.
A nine-year old boy in North Carolina was kicked out of school for calling his teacher "cute". School officials claim this was sexual harassment. The boy said he was only trying to make the teacher feel better about herself when he heard she couldn't even get a date on ChristianSingles.com.
Newt Gingrich said that poor kids in our school system should be mopping the school bathrooms as a way to build a work ethic and also earn some money. Newt's campaign manager is now looking for somebody to mop up the crap that comes out of Gingrich's mouth.
Alec Baldwin was booted off an American Airlines flight at LAX because he refused to power off his Words With Friends game on his IPad. Apparently when it comes to having words, Alec Baldwin doesn't consider American Airlines to be one of his friends.
American Airlines is now promoting its own game called Words With Assholes.
American Airlines did agree to book Baldwin on a later flight.....to Siberia.
Seriously, he was booked on a later flight. But he had to pay $150 to check his IPad.
In order to get Baldwin a seat on that later flight, American Airlines had to bump the pilot.
American Airlines decided it was better to book Alec Baldwin on another flight than to issue a refund...the airline needs the money.
Alec Baldwin was booted off an American Airlines flight at LAX because he refused to power off his Words With Friends game on his IPad. Apparently when it comes to having words, Alec Baldwin doesn't consider American Airlines to be one of his friends.
American Airlines is now promoting its own game called Words With Assholes.
American Airlines did agree to book Baldwin on a later flight.....to Siberia.
Seriously, he was booked on a later flight. But he had to pay $150 to check his IPad.
In order to get Baldwin a seat on that later flight, American Airlines had to bump the pilot.
American Airlines decided it was better to book Alec Baldwin on another flight than to issue a refund...the airline needs the money.
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