Monday, December 5, 2011

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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There's a big Honda recall due to exploding airbags.   The same thing happened to the Herman Cain campaign only they're calling it a suspension. 


A new poll shows that 4% believe that Ron Paul could beat President Obama in the 2012 election.  In another poll, those same 4% said that they'd vote for Ron Paul just because his wife makes such delicious fish sticks.


The U.S. Post Office says that beginning next spring, 1st class mail delivery will be delayed.  In other words, you might want to include your 2012 Christmas cards in with your 2011 cards.


A 1927 Walt Disney cartoon featuring Oswald the Lucky Rabbit has been discovered.  As a matter of fact, Oswald was such a lucky rabbit that dozens of copies were also found.


There's talk that Facebook might be going public and it's value will be over $100 billion.  Unless all 700 million of us Facebook users cancel our accounts tonight, then it won't be worth a dime.


Did you hear about this?  One of the White House Christmas decorations is a 400 pound gingerbread house.  Or as Chris Christie calls it, Dessert!


Larry King told a group of friends that he wants to be frozen when he dies in the hopes of  being brought back to life.  You know,  I don't think I'll be able to eat another frozen Chicken a la King dinner without thinking of Larry.


Randy Babbitt, the head of the FAA, has been arrested for drunk driving.  He was released on his own recognizance, but police impounded his DC-10.




.....happy Monday and thanks for  reading!




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