Monday, November 28, 2011

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving.  My neighbor had 28 people at his house for Thanksgiving dinner and now he has all those leftovers...his in-laws are still there.



Friday was Black Friday and people around the country were camped outside in tents waiting for stores to open.  My question is, did they get a good deal on those tents? 




One woman at a Wal-Mart pepper sprayed another customer so she could get the last XBox 360.  Police tracked her down later at her job.  She's a security officer at the University of California at Davis.




A man from Detroit stomped another guy in a crowd at Green Bay.  Oh, wait a minute...that was Ndamukong Suh at Thursday's Lions-Packers game.


Today is Cyber Monday.  Which means you'll need to open an extra tab so you can shop and tell your friends on Facebook what you're buying all at the same time.



The San Diego Chargers lost to the Denver Broncos in overtime Sunday.  They're now 4-7.   The Chargers' season has really blown up in their faces.  I'm not sure if those are lightning bolts on their helmets or the Chevrolet Volt logo. 



......thanks for reading!


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