Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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President Obama is certainly a forgiving kind of guy.  He says he'll include the entire Supercommittee in his annual presidential turkey pardon.


I now have a theory about the real motive behind Occupy Wall Street.  The protesters have actually been waiting all this time to get into Breaking Dawn.

It's Thanksgiving Week which will make it difficult to tell whether those are OWS demonstrators or just homeless people protesting this year's chintzy turkey dinner at the mission.

Thanksgiving is upon us once more...it's a time for American Indians to reflect on that period in history when those Occupy North America protesters got off the boat at Plymouth Rock,  took over the country and helped make it what it is today. 


The average cost of this year's Thanksgiving dinner is 13% higher than last year.  That's for 1% of the country.  The other 99% of us have had to cut costs by buying a couple of cans of SPAM Oven Roasted Turkey.


The weather forecast for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is calling for high winds.  But that's just while the Newt Gingrich float passes by.


In America, Thanksgiving is celebrated by sitting down with family and friends and stuffing ourselves at a table laden with a giant feast.  Unlike the other 364 days a year where we do the same thing but without all those people.

 
Live With Kelly premiered yesterday.  Now that Regis is gone, the budget has been drastically cut.  Kelly told the studio audience members to look for a gift under their seats.  It turned out to be gum.


Rich Rodriguez will be introduced next week as the new football coach at the University of Arizona.  Rodriguez would have taken over sooner, but his citizenship had to be cleared under Arizona's immigration law. 




The University of California-Davis is trying something new at the tables in its cafeteria...pepper in spray bottles.


....all for today.....thanks for stopping by

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