Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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New York police have evicted the Occupy Wall Street protesters from Zucotti Park where they've been camping.   Damn!  Foreclosed on again!


The protesters have a back up plan....they're going to move to Rockefeller Center and create a live nativity scene under the Christmas tree.



Protesters say they will re-take Zucotti Park....once it's been cleaned properly and the facilities have been brought up to code. 



Zuccotti Park!  They must have named it after one of Chris Christie's favorite pasta dishes.



Dentists are saying that drinking lattes can cause tooth decay.  And you'll also whistle when you say Starbucks.  





The prime minister of Italy has been forced to step down.  But the football game between Italy State and Nebraska will still be played on Saturday.




Jerry Sandusky is out on bail and does not have to wear an ankle tracking bracelet.  But Newt Gingrich told him if it ever comes to that, he can get him a good deal at Tiffany's.

 
There's a new device for diabetics that tests your tears instead of your blood.  Of course, to get tears you have to stab yourself.


.....thanks for reading


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