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The big winner at the box office this weekend was Immortals. It follows the careers of Joe Paterno and former Penn State president Graham Spanier right up until last Wednesday night.
Michele Bachmann appeared on Meet the Press Sunday morning and said that if former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky had molested one of her children, she'd want to beat him to a pulp. Then she asked David Gregory to join her in prayer.
So Michele Bachmann would like to beat Jerry Sandusky to a pulp, but not before her husband Marcus has a crack at trying to cure him.
After the GOP debate on Saturday, Michele Bachmann accused co-sponsor CBS of limiting questions to her. The poor woman doesn't even know when someone's trying to cut her a break.
Mitt Romney told Bachmann to go easy on CBS. He said, "After all, they're just people."
In the course of the debate, Congresswoman Bachmann said that she would support waterboarding. She said she grew up watching all those Beach Party movies and thought it looked like great fun.
Herman Cain also said he was in favor of waterboarding...and he'd like to get started using it on those women accusing him of sexual harassment.
Rick Perry said "Forget waterboarding...let's just get on with the execution!"
Rick Perry was sorry to hear that Eddie Murphy won't be hosting the next Oscar show. Perry said, "I really liked Eddie in Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Cop II, and Beverly Hills Cop.....umm, uhhh, oops."
Billy Crystal will host next year's Oscar show. Conservatives are excited by the announcement. They thinks it's going to be Bill Kristol, the publisher of The Weekly Standard who they see on Fox News from time to time.
Rick Perry was sorry to hear that Eddie Murphy won't be hosting the next Oscar show. Perry said, "I really liked Eddie in Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Cop II, and Beverly Hills Cop.....umm, uhhh, oops."
Billy Crystal will host next year's Oscar show. Conservatives are excited by the announcement. They thinks it's going to be Bill Kristol, the publisher of The Weekly Standard who they see on Fox News from time to time.
Billy Crystal will replace Eddie Murphy, the original choice who backed out last week. Just in case anything happens to Billy, the producers of the Oscars are already trying to locate Joe Piscopo.
Previously unbeaten Stanford, led by quarterback and Heisman trophy hopeful Andrew Luck, fell hard to the Oregon Ducks Saturday night, 53-30. I guess you could say Stanford did not have a lucklaster game.
....Happy Monday and thanks for reading!
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