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A new study claims that most Americans prefer presidential candidates who are tall.....and presidents prefer interns who are waist high.
The researcher, a professor at Texas Tech, says that our preference for tall presidents is based on our caveman instincts. My instinct is, if the economy gets much worse, we'll all be living in caves.
After last night's GOP debate, Rick Perry clubbed Michele Bachmann over the head and drug her around by her hair.
After last night's GOP debate, Rick Perry clubbed Michele Bachmann over the head and drug her around by her hair.
Abraham Lincoln still holds the record for tallest president. He was 6'4". John Wilkes Booth, by the way, was 5'8" and the Smithsonian now displays the chair Booth stood on when he shot Lincoln in the head.
In an NFL trade, the Oakland Raiders acquired QB Carson Palmer from the Cincinnati Bengals. In return, the Bengals will receive a pair of Al Davis' sterling silver eyeglass chains.
This week on Dancing With The Stars, Chaz Bono thought he and partner Lacy Schwimmer had scored three 9's for their routine. It was a mistake. Turned out the judges were merely voicing their support for Herman Cain's tax plan.
This was 80s Week on Dancing With The Stars...I guess they were talking about the music. I thought they were bringing back Cloris Leachman and Buzz Aldrin.
Police have killed dozens of bears, wolves, lions, and tigers that escaped from a zoo in Zanesville, Ohio. The animals were shot as they marched down main street as part of an Occupy Zanesville protest.
.........all for now....thanks for reading!
This was 80s Week on Dancing With The Stars...I guess they were talking about the music. I thought they were bringing back Cloris Leachman and Buzz Aldrin.
Police have killed dozens of bears, wolves, lions, and tigers that escaped from a zoo in Zanesville, Ohio. The animals were shot as they marched down main street as part of an Occupy Zanesville protest.
.........all for now....thanks for reading!
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