Monday, October 17, 2011

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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The FAA is looking into a sky diving sex stunt performed in the air over California.  I've heard of taking a flying f**k, but this is ridiculous.



Actually, there wasn't much to it.  The guy's chute opened prematurely.


Lady Gaga performed Saturday night at a Hollywood Bowl bash to celebrate former president Bill Clinton's 65th birthday.  Just think...back when Clinton was in office, Lady Gaga was only knee high to....oh wait, that was Monica Lewinsky!


The Sesame Street Youtube channel was hacked into and uploaded with pornographic content.  Parents became suspicious when their children began asking for the new Beaver and Boner puppets for Christmas.




Following the Lion's loss to the 49ers yesterday, Detroit coach Jim Schwartz angrily chased after San Francisco coach Jim Harbaugh, claiming that instead of offering a post game handshake, the exuberant Harbaugh shoved Schwartz and yelled an obscenity.  Schwartz said, "This is exactly the way I was treated in high school when I'd ask a girl for a date!"


....that's all I've got for you today, but will be back again tomorrow...thanks for reading!


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