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According to a psychological study, the act of washing your hands can help you solve problems.....unless the problem is that the last guy to wash his hands used all the paper towels.
New York mayor Michael Bloomberg says that Occupy Wall Street protesters must move so the park can be cleaned. How about the mayor hands each protester a rake and a leaf blower and pays them to clean the park? There, Bloomberg, you just created hundreds of jobs.
Wouldn't you know it? Wall Street executives are actually going to make money off the protests. They've invested heavily in the new Broadway play, Occupy Wall Street: The Musical.
An NBC/Wall Street Journal poll shows Herman Cain now leading the GOP presidential race, with Mitt Romney in second place and Rick Perry in third. Of course, you can expect Romney and Perry to flip flop every couple of days.
President Obama is promising the toughest sanctions the U.S. has ever imposed on Iran. For one thing, we'll no longer export hikers.
Two Amtrak trains in Oakland have collided. Wow, I'll bet those engineers are really looking forward to the "playing chicken" scene in Footloose.
Julianne Hough says that Footloose is not a dance movie, it's a drama that happens to have dancing in it. Kind of like the way The Wizard of Oz was not a fantasy, it was a drama that just happened to have a witch and an army of flying monkeys in it.
A study says that ten percent of parents regret the name they gave their baby. And 10 percent of babies regret having parents who gave them a dumb ass name.
Robert Finigan has passed away. Mr. Finigan was best known to Americans as a wine critic. He left a note that said: "2011 was not a good year."
...........thanks for reading!
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