Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Nissan says it's designing a car that will read the driver's mind.  Do you realize how many new Nissans will be pulling over to the curb every time a beautiful woman walks down the street?

An 80-year old Alabama woman has been arrested for selling cocaine.   The cop next door was on to her when he discovered that wasn't powdered sugar on those doughnuts she's been giving him.

Sarah Palin says she's not running for president.  She want to focus on her new dessert shop franchise.  It's called Half Baked Alaska.


Palin told Fox News, "You don't need a title to make a difference."  Apparently, neither do the newspapers and magazines she reads.

In an unexpected gesture, Palin also paid tribute to Andy Rooney, who has retired from CBS' 60 Minutes at the age of 92.  She said "I loved him in those old Mickey Hardy movies he did for MGM."

  
Last Sunday, by the way,  was Andy Rooney's farewell to CBS' 60 Minutes as a regular contributor.   Last night, he returned to whine about his first week of retirement.

John McCain said on Twitter that Sarah Palin will continue to play "an important role in our party and for the nation."  It took awhile for McCain to post his tweet as he dozed off every 35 characters.

  
A bill has been introduced in the Florida legislature that would repeal the state ban on dwarf tossing....which means that tourists will have something new and different to feed the dolphins at SeaWorld.

This year's Nobel Prize in literature has been awarded to Swedish poet Tomas Transtromer, whose writing explores themes of isolation and identity.  He's best known for his poem, "There once was a Swede from Nantucket."


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