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At the age of 92, Andy Rooney is leaving 60 Minutes. He says it makes him too nervous when the watch stops after his segment.
The buzz is that Nancy Grace's nipple popped out of her dress during her routine on Dancing With the Stars this week. Turns out it was a gimmick to promote her Feed The World campaign.
Nancy Grace's dress, by the way, was designed by the American Dairy Association.
The number of people applying for unemployment benefits has now dropped dramatically. Coincidentally, suicides in this country have risen by exactly the same number.
Nancy Grace's dress, by the way, was designed by the American Dairy Association.
The number of people applying for unemployment benefits has now dropped dramatically. Coincidentally, suicides in this country have risen by exactly the same number.
New Jersey governor Chris Christie insists he won't run for president, but a source very close to the governor says he will. Yeah, like we're supposed to believe Christie's pizza delivery guy.
Chris Christie is a huge guy. If he was president, he'd eat us out of White House and home.
This guy's so huge he can drop his pants in Trenton and moon Switzerland.
He has security guards in three counties. And that's just to help him get out his front door.
Chris Christie went to a state dinner. He ate Montana.
When he says he wants to eat Chinese, people in Beijing go into hiding.
They had to stop calling New Jersey the Garden State because he ate all the vegetables.
Chris Christie went in for a tummy tuck. They found Jimmy Hoffa.
Did you read this? The beaches in Brazil are being invaded by pirhanas. They have the same thing in Florida, only they're called retirees.
.....have a happy Friday and a nice weekend....thanks for stopping by.
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