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Notre Dame's opening football game was delayed twice Saturday due to lightning. They knew the lightning was close when they saw the hair standing straight up on Touchdown Jesus.
This just in: The next two games at Notre Dame will be delayed due to famine and pestilence.
The government reported that the month of August showed zero job growth. And that was just the job President Obama was doing.
President Obama gave a Labor Day unemployment speech in Detroit. He was practicing the one he's going to give to his family after next year's election.
The president's approval rating is at an all time low. Obama's poll numbers are so bad, Gallup changed its name to Limp.
President Obama gave a Labor Day unemployment speech in Detroit. He was practicing the one he's going to give to his family after next year's election.
The president's approval rating is at an all time low. Obama's poll numbers are so bad, Gallup changed its name to Limp.
President Obama will address the nation on Thursday evening, just before the opening game of the NFL season. The post-speech analysis will be provided by Terry, Jimmy, Howie, and Michael.
Michele Bachmann told a crowd in South Carolina that Obamacare will result in socialized medicine. She's aghast to think that someday gays in this country could be cured of their homosexuality for free.
This year's MDA Labor Day Telethon raised millions of dollars. Of course, they haven't cured MD yet, but they did get rid of Jerry Lewis.
Happy Birthday to Raquel Welch. She turned 71 yesterday....actually 71D.
A TSA agent at a Miami airport busted a man for carrying three turtles in his pants. Three turtles! Isn't it humiliating enough to carry around one head in your pants that keeps disappearing?
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