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Tonight, with unemployment high and the number of poor in this country on the rise, President Obama will address Congress and the nation with his plan for creating jobs. Immediately following the speech, the Green Bay Packers take on the New Orleans Saints to show us how some Americans make millions of dollars playing a game in front of a national audience that is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on beer, nachos, and body paint.
By the way, Hank Williams, Jr. turned down an offer from the White House to open the speech with with a rousing "Are you ready for some jobs?"
By the way, Hank Williams, Jr. turned down an offer from the White House to open the speech with with a rousing "Are you ready for some jobs?"
Discussing energy and the environment last night during the Republican presidential candidate debates, governor Rick Perry noted that since he's been in office, Texas has the cleanest air it's ever had. Of course, that's only while Willie Nelson's out of the state.
Did you watch the debate last night? Eight GOP contenders lined up side by side on the stage. Moderator Brian Williams said, "Turn right. Now turn to the left."......then somebody behind a two-way glass hollered, "That's him! Third from the right! He did it!"
Rick Perry described Social Security as a "ponzi scheme". Michele Bachmann was confused. She thought Ponzi was the guy Henry Winkler played in "Happy Days".
During their loss on Saturday, UCLA's coach screamed at his players, "I want to see some fire out there!" I don't think lighting a joint in the huddle was what he had in mind.
ESPN has agreed to an 8-year extension on its contract with the NFL that will keep Monday Night Football on the network through 2021. In 2021, Frank Gifford will be 91 years old and be asking Kathie Lee, "What's football?"
............that's all for now.....thanks for reading!
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