Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Nancy Grace will be one of the celebrity contestants on the upcoming season of "Dancing With The Stars".    All I can say is, will she live up to her name?


Congratulations to the boys from Huntington Beach, California for winning the Little League World Series.  Chicago Cubs manager Mike Quade told his team, "It's okay.  We'll get 'em next year!"


Beyonce announced her pregnancy at the VMAs Sunday night.  She's having a baby with rapper Jay-Z.  They're thinking of naming the kid Aay-L.


Sunday night at the Video Music Awards, Lady Gaga tried to plant a  big kiss on Britney Spears, like that kiss Britney shared several years ago with Madonna.  Britney resisted Lady Gaga, though.  She told Gaga, "I don't do that anymore.  I've moved on.  I'm into my barnyard animal phase now."


On CBS' Face the Nation Sunday, Colin Powell said that former VP Dick Cheney takes "cheap shots" in his memoir.  Cheap shots...I thought the book was about Cheney's political life...apparently he throws in a few hunting stories, too.


In Sarasota, Florida on Sunday, Michele Bachmann said she's all for drilling in the Everglades.  Even though her husband wasn't along, she still didn't get any takers.




Michele Bachmann said over the weekend that the earthquake and hurricane were wake up calls from God.  Later, a Bachmann spokesman said the remark was meant as a joke.   Which, of course, would be in keeping with her campaign theme.



In the aftermath of Hurricane Irene, there are still millions of Americans without power.  Democrats in Congress are saying, "Now you know how we feel!"
 
 
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