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The Mars rover has finally arrived at a major crater on the planet. Data sent back to earth from the rover shows that President Obama's approval rating on Mars is even lower than it is in the United States.
The Mars rover moves at a pace slightly below the average crawling speed of an earthworm. Kind of like our country's economic recovery.
While on his bus tour in the Midwest, President Obama said that he'll unveil his economic plan in a speech in September. Of course, no one will tune in to listen because by then we won't be able to afford to watch TV.
While on his bus tour in the Midwest, President Obama said that he'll unveil his economic plan in a speech in September. Of course, no one will tune in to listen because by then we won't be able to afford to watch TV.
A new biography of Coco Chanel claims the late designer was a Nazi spy. So that explains why Coco originally wanted to call her perfume Chanel Nummer Fünf.
Last week, Sarah Palin showed up in Iowa to revive her bus tour. She traveled to West Branch, Iowa to visit the birthplace of Herbert Hoover. And as long as she was there, she asked for a tour of President Hoover's vacuum cleaner factory.
Sarah Palin's bus tour included Iowa, Missouri, and Illinois. She said her plan was to finish up in Kansas City at the border where Iowa, Missouri, and Illinois meet.
Yesterday was the 34th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death. But at a rally in South Carolina, Michele Bachmann got a little confused and wished Elvis a Happy Birthday. Now that's an honest mistake, except she tried calling Elvis to wish him a Happy Birthday.
Officials at a Berlin railroad station discovered a poisonous tarantula crawling out of a passenger's bag. Reports say the officials were very alarmed. Kind of like the way airline passengers going through security are alarmed when they see lots of scary arms coming after them.
....all for now...thanks for reading
Last week, Sarah Palin showed up in Iowa to revive her bus tour. She traveled to West Branch, Iowa to visit the birthplace of Herbert Hoover. And as long as she was there, she asked for a tour of President Hoover's vacuum cleaner factory.
Sarah Palin's bus tour included Iowa, Missouri, and Illinois. She said her plan was to finish up in Kansas City at the border where Iowa, Missouri, and Illinois meet.
Yesterday was the 34th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death. But at a rally in South Carolina, Michele Bachmann got a little confused and wished Elvis a Happy Birthday. Now that's an honest mistake, except she tried calling Elvis to wish him a Happy Birthday.
Officials at a Berlin railroad station discovered a poisonous tarantula crawling out of a passenger's bag. Reports say the officials were very alarmed. Kind of like the way airline passengers going through security are alarmed when they see lots of scary arms coming after them.
....all for now...thanks for reading
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