Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords returned to the House floor yesterday for the debt ceiling vote.  She felt right at home back in Congress because everyone there also has a hole in the head.


NFL star receiver Randy Moss has announced his retirement from football.   The announcement began yesterday and Moss is still talking.


Ex-mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrick has been freed after serving 14 months in prison.  And that should just about complete the Detroit bailout program. 


Russian PM Vladmir Putin called the United States a "parasite on the global economy".  What I can't figure out is why did he narrow it down to just the economy?




Putin's just sore because Yakov Smirnoff can moon him from Sarah Palin's kitchen window.


A new study reports that alcohol abuse among adults in this country is highest in Washington, DC.  I don't know where they got their figures because you can't get anybody in Washington to admit to doing anything wrong.   




.....all for now....thanks for reading!




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