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It looks like the NFL lockout will soon be over and there will be football on Sundays. Well, so much for the alternate plan of holding tailgate parties at church.
Mississippi has the highest rate of child obesity in the country. Maybe Borders could hang on to its store in Flowood, Mississippi if they'd sell edible children's books.
It is sweltering across the Midwest this week. It's so hot blue states are turning red.
It's so hot Dairy Queen's Blizzard is now called the Meltdown.
It's so hot I saw a robin fanning his worm.
It's so hot Marcus Bachmann had to come out of the closet.
Radio host and psychologist Dr. Judy says that Casey Anthony's habitual lying cannot be cured. Well, at least that's what Casey told Dr. Judy.
A woman who works at a convenience store in Oklahoma says she was attacked because people mistook her for Casey Anthony. Oh please! I think even Casey Anthony might choose going back to jail over selling Slurpees in Oklahoma.
A sick emperor penguin that showed up on a New Zealand beach was rushed into surgery where a doctor removed a stomach full of debris. I didn't know they had Taco Bell in New Zealand.
...that's all for now...Happy Tuesday and thanks for reading....
A sick emperor penguin that showed up on a New Zealand beach was rushed into surgery where a doctor removed a stomach full of debris. I didn't know they had Taco Bell in New Zealand.
...that's all for now...Happy Tuesday and thanks for reading....
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