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Last week was Spain's annual running of the bulls while President Obama continued to haggle with the GOP, or as it's known in this country, the running of the bull.
President Obama claims that 80% of people in America are in favor of higher taxes. That's because 80 % of the people in America are here illegally and don't pay taxes anyway.
A study claims that kids are safer in a car when their grandparents are driving. That's because Grandpa can't remember what he did with the keys so they never leave the driveway.
A Florida grandmother has been rescued from a swamp, where she spent four days and nights up to her neck in mud. If she thinks that was bad, wait until next month when her Social Security check doesn't arrive and she's up to her neck in creditors.
Casey Anthony was released from a Florida jail yesterday morning. According to the Orlando Sentinel, she was "loaded into a vehicle and taken to an undisclosed location." Gee, now let's think who might have come up with that idea.
Casey's defense lawyers can't say where she is. She duct taped their mouths shut.
....Happy Monday and thanks for reading!
A Florida grandmother has been rescued from a swamp, where she spent four days and nights up to her neck in mud. If she thinks that was bad, wait until next month when her Social Security check doesn't arrive and she's up to her neck in creditors.
Casey Anthony was released from a Florida jail yesterday morning. According to the Orlando Sentinel, she was "loaded into a vehicle and taken to an undisclosed location." Gee, now let's think who might have come up with that idea.
Casey's defense lawyers can't say where she is. She duct taped their mouths shut.
....Happy Monday and thanks for reading!
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