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The Roger Clemens perjury trial began yesterday. It looks like it may last awhile, so Clemens had to have all of his suits taken out in the biceps.
A bunch of kids were chased out of the courthouse. They were trying to watch the trial through a knothole outside the courtroom.
This is the first time I've seen a judge wearing a short-billed cap and a face mask.
Bud Selig threw out the first Bible.
A roster of big Major League names will appear in court. Which has already led some fans to confuse the trial with the All Star Game.
The judge has not ruled yet whether or not he'll allow concession stands in the courtroom.
Roger Clemens doesn't want to be found guilty of lying and Casey Anthony is just happy that lying is all she was found guilty of.
Right now, the Clemens trial is awaiting selection of jury members....or as they're known in the Casey Anthony trial, the Dirty Dozen.
President Obama held his first Twitter Town Hall yesterday. He had a few problems. He didn't realize that when he tweeted, uhhhhh was using up most of his 140 characters.
As a way of reaching a budget deal with Republicans, President Obama has proposed Social Security cuts. And no, folks, when he says social security, he's not talking about your privacy on Facebook.
Yesterday, Obama held his first "tweet in". Today he's announced his cave in.
...that's all for now and thanks for reading
...that's all for now and thanks for reading
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