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Casey Anthony has been found not guilty of murder. It took the jury only 11 hours to reach a verdict. That's less time than it took Nancy Grace to remove the look of shock from her face after she heard the news.
It will be announced today which city will host the Winter Olympics in 2018. It will also be confirmed that no Mayan teams will be participating.
George Ballas, the man who invented the WeedEater, passed away last week. What a shame. He's only been in the ground a few days and already his grave's overgrown with crabgrass and thistles.
There's serious talk that Southern California wants to split from the North and become a separate state. Knowing Southern California, instead of building a state house, they'll put up a theme park.
President Obama hosted a July 4th barbecue Monday. He had a lot of fun skewering the shish kabobs he made in the likeness of John Boehner.
New Hampshire had some really loud fireworks on the fourth of July. It was either that or Jon Huntsman's campaign bus backfiring.
Jon Huntsman and Mitt Romney met on Monday at a 4th of July celebration in New Hampshire. Fireworks are always bound to have a couple of duds.
The sky above our nation's capital was filled with glorious colors from the July 4th fireworks on Monday night.. Meanwhile, shining above Michele Bachmann's head was the dome light in her campaign bus while she read an Iowa map trying to figure out where the hell she was.
A huge, 50-mile wide dust storm swept through Phoenix yesterday. Now there's a new way for illegals to enter the country under cover.
...thanks for reading....check back later for updates..
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