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The Pope is now using Twitter. Yesterday, he announced to the College of Cardinals that he had just tweeted. They all plugged their noses and said, "We know, we know."
The Pope is getting so good on Twitter, talk around the Vatican is that after he's dead, he'll be named the patron saint of tweeters.
The Pope is getting so good on Twitter, talk around the Vatican is that after he's dead, he'll be named the patron saint of tweeters.
judas_iscariot is now following Pope Benedict on Twitter.
The defense has wrapped up its case today in the Casey Anthony trial. Thank God....Nancy Grace can finally start planning her summer vacation.
A miniature water bug has set a record for being the loudest animal on earth in relation to its size. The bug can sing at up to 99 decibels by rubbing its penis against its abdomen. Anthony Weiner made a lot more noise than that just by letting his lie there in his underpants.
The BBC has compared the water bug's singing to listening to a loud orchestra from the front row. So, ladies be on your guard the next time your date asks if you'd like to hear a concerto.
MSNBC has suspended political analyst Mark Halperin for calling President Obama a "dick" on the network's Morning Joe program. Halperin said he would have called the president a "really big dick" but he didn't want to be accused of racial stereotyping.
...and with that....thanks for reading.
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