________
Sidney Radner is dead at the age of 91. Mr. Radner was noted for preserving the props of Harry Houdini. He was asked on his deathbed where he kept the Houdini collection. He said, "It escapes me."
One of the props Mr. Radner had preserved was Houdini's famous "Chinese Water Torture Cell". But it turns out he sold that 10 years ago to Dick Cheney.
According to Ted Turner, the most serious problem man has ever faced is climate change. He says that's even why Jane Fonda left him. She couldn't handle moving back and forth between Georgia and Montana.
In Ohio, deputies were attempting to detain a woman when she sprayed them with breast milk. C'mon....those guys should have seen her reaching for her holster.
The woman could face charges of attempted homicide. One of the deputies is lactose intolerant.
The Supreme Court struck down a California law that bans the sales of of violent video games to children. The Court also ruled that any retailers who refuse to sell ultraviolent video games to children will be subject to having their hands cut off with a machete.
Michele Bachmann opposes the Supreme Court's ruling. She says that our children must be protected from anything ultraviolent because the rays can cause skin cancer.
Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich has been found guilty of 17 counts of corruption and could face up to 300 years in prison. Which means he'll get out of jail just about the time the United States pays off its loan to China.
...that's it for today and thanks for reading!
In Ohio, deputies were attempting to detain a woman when she sprayed them with breast milk. C'mon....those guys should have seen her reaching for her holster.
The woman could face charges of attempted homicide. One of the deputies is lactose intolerant.
The Supreme Court struck down a California law that bans the sales of of violent video games to children. The Court also ruled that any retailers who refuse to sell ultraviolent video games to children will be subject to having their hands cut off with a machete.
Michele Bachmann opposes the Supreme Court's ruling. She says that our children must be protected from anything ultraviolent because the rays can cause skin cancer.
Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich has been found guilty of 17 counts of corruption and could face up to 300 years in prison. Which means he'll get out of jail just about the time the United States pays off its loan to China.
...that's it for today and thanks for reading!
________
No comments:
Post a Comment