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There's a new blood test available that supposedly can tell you how long you're going to live. I tried it. It's the first time I've seen a lab tech with a swami's turban and a crystal ball.
Well, the truth is out. Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered an illegitimate child more than a decade ago. Of course, his estranged wife Maria is from the Kennedy bloodline. When she heard the news, she said, "Oh, is that all?"
Well, the truth is out. Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered an illegitimate child more than a decade ago. Of course, his estranged wife Maria is from the Kennedy bloodline. When she heard the news, she said, "Oh, is that all?"
Why does the press call the offspring from an affair a "love child"? How about something closer to the truth, like "little bundle of uh-oh".
Arnold fathered the child with a member of the household staff. Apparently, Maid's Night Out turned into Nights Made Out.
Arnold fathered the child with a member of the household staff. Apparently, Maid's Night Out turned into Nights Made Out.
Looks like Arnold's gone from role model to roll-in-the-hay model.
It's a little late in the game now for Arnold to start proving that he's a real politician.
Donald Trump announced he is not going to run for president. This changed employment figures dramatically. Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman, and Conan all laid off half their writing staff.
Donald Trump announced he is not going to run for president. This changed employment figures dramatically. Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman, and Conan all laid off half their writing staff.
Mike Huckabee says he is dropping out of the presidential race. He found out there's a zoning law prohibiting him from putting his pickup truck on blocks on White House property.
"Karate Kid" star Ralph Macchio was voted off Dancing With The Stars last night. Before he departed, he wiped out the judges with a roundhouse kick, then split the "coveted Mirror Ball Trophy" in half with his hand.
Ralph says he knows now what went wrong with his performance. He kept listening to a voice telling him to "use the force". It took him 9 weeks of dancing to realize he was in the wrong movie.
The United States Post Office may not have the money to pay its medical insurance premiums by September. This will really slow service down when the mail carriers can't afford to get their bunions removed.
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The United States Post Office may not have the money to pay its medical insurance premiums by September. This will really slow service down when the mail carriers can't afford to get their bunions removed.
.......that's it for now....thanks for stopping by
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