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Hugh Hefner got engaged over Christmas. He's 84 and Crystal Harris, his fiance, is 23. Wow! What an engagement ring he gave her! The only thing larger than the diamond is Hef's prostate.
Hugh Hefner's fiance is really young. This year on Christmas, he broke the news of their engagement. Next Christmas, he's going to break the news to her that there's no Santa Claus.
You might be wondering, what can someone that old have in common with someone that young? For one thing, they're both at the age where they eat strained food.
Pat Robertson says he supports the legalization of marijuana. Apparently he wants to be more like so many of his biblical heroes who were stoned to death.
Well, concert ticket sales were so bad this year that promoters are promising much cheaper concerts in 2011. In the upcoming year, you will be able to see a top name concert without paying all those extra ticket fees, there'll be no charge for parking, no high priced concessions...it's called DVD.
New York City was hit by a huge blizzard. Everything was so white the street mimes had to perform in blackface.
New York City has 1700 snowplows and that's not counting Charlie Sheen and his silver spoon.
20 inches of snow fell in New York City. Wall Street executives were laying in it, making snow devils.
Hugh Hefner's fiance is really young. This year on Christmas, he broke the news of their engagement. Next Christmas, he's going to break the news to her that there's no Santa Claus.
You might be wondering, what can someone that old have in common with someone that young? For one thing, they're both at the age where they eat strained food.
Pat Robertson says he supports the legalization of marijuana. Apparently he wants to be more like so many of his biblical heroes who were stoned to death.
Well, concert ticket sales were so bad this year that promoters are promising much cheaper concerts in 2011. In the upcoming year, you will be able to see a top name concert without paying all those extra ticket fees, there'll be no charge for parking, no high priced concessions...it's called DVD.
New York City was hit by a huge blizzard. Everything was so white the street mimes had to perform in blackface.
New York City has 1700 snowplows and that's not counting Charlie Sheen and his silver spoon.
20 inches of snow fell in New York City. Wall Street executives were laying in it, making snow devils.
The snow was really flying around at Radio City Music Hall. The Rockettes were kicking their way to work.
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