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A Huffington Post blogger has accused former president George W. Bush of plagiarism, saying that Bush lifted material from some of his advisers' books. After eight lousy years in the White House, wouldn't you think he'd learn to stop listening to anything his advisers had to say.
How could President Bush be accused of lifting material from other books? That means he'd have had to read other books.
A hearing on ethics charges against New York Congressman Charles Rangel begins today. Al Sharpton was protesting, saying that the charges are discriminatory. Jesse Jackson later took Al aside and told him, "They said ethics, Al, not ethnics."
A power outage at the New Meadowlands stadium yesterday delayed the Cowboys-Giants game. And when you're getting beat by Dallas, a delay is like rubbing salt in a wound.
The power went out twice at Meadowlands. Both times it came back on, the Cowboys had scored.
They say the cost of Thanksgiving dinner will be 1.3% higher this year. Why is that? Our reason for giving thanks certainly hasn't increased by 1.3%.
The Roman Catholic Church in the United States has been overwhelmed by requests for exorcists. I guess going to the polls and voting just didn't work.
The Church held a training workshop this weekend in Baltimore to teach bishops and priests the art of exorcism. It was originally scheduled to be held in New Jersey, but they didn't want it billed as The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
If the Catholic Church really knew how to drive out devils, maybe they wouldn't have a problem with pedophile priests.
Last week, a woman in Florida was charged with attempting to sell her baby so she could pay for a new car. She actually could have paid for the car, but there wouldn't have been enough left over to afford a car seat for the kid.
And finally, the world's oldest shrimp has been discovered in Oklahoma. Wait a minute....I thought Gary Coleman was dead!
..........a good Monday to you and thanks for reading!
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