Friday, November 12, 2010

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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According to a study done at Harvard,  the best way to avoid daydreaming is to have sex.   It's also a great way to break up the monotony during Thanksgiving dinner.


It was also discovered that the best way to avoid divorce is to avoid daydreaming during sex.


President Obama said today that his main priority is to extend tax cuts to the middle class in America....first, though, he needs to find out if there even is a middle class in America.

Here's the results of an interesting study:  major acne problems can increase the risk of suicide.  And squeezing your zits until you bleed to death is a terrible way to die. 


Former Chicago Bears quarterback Jim McMahon says he is suffering from memory loss.  It's due to all those hits he took.  If only he hadn't inhaled.


Sears announced that for the first time in the retailer's history, its stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day.  At least Sears employees can give thanks for having a job. 




Last night was opening night on Broadway for The Pee Wee Herman Show.  To honor the comedian, the entire audience watched the show with one hand under their coats.


....that's all for now...Happy Friday and thanks for reading.
















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