Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Stupid neighbor!  The police just hauled him off.  He thought this was Burn a Korean Day.


Pastor Terry Jones now claims there will never be a Koran burning at his church in Florida.  This came after he discovered that the WWJD on his bracelet actually means, What Would Jihad Do?

As you probably know, Patriots QB Tom Brady was involved in a car accident in Boston Thursday morning.  Apparently, he was confused by the rush of oncoming traffic and changed his play at the red light.

A study claims that Facebook users are insecure and have low self esteem.  The results of that study were released yesterday on the research team's MySpace page.


In Madison, Wisconsin, a man criticized a street musician for his guitar playing, so the guitarist whacked the fellow over the head with his instrument.  In case you're wondering, he set his guitar down first.
(That one was for my friend, Milo)


Guernsey's Auction House in New York says it will auction off the actual tablets that Charlton Heston, as Moses, carried down the mountain in the film The Ten Commandments.  This was the scene where he told the Israelites, "Here. Take two tablets and call me in the morning."




A survey in Britain found that 3 out of 10 adults who claim to be wine connoisseurs commit a major faux paus---they mispronounce the brands or names of many wines.  It was also discovered that two-thirds of those conducting the survey incorrectly pronounced the word faux paus.

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