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In Times Square, bedbugs have been found in movie theaters and shops, including a Victoria's Secret. See, one way or another, they'll find their way back to the bedroom.
I remember growing up next door to a large family. The kids slept 3 to a bed. But they felt sorry for the bedbugs. They had to sleep 5,000 to a bed.
I remember growing up next door to a large family. The kids slept 3 to a bed. But they felt sorry for the bedbugs. They had to sleep 5,000 to a bed.
Due to a salmonella outbreak, 380 million eggs have been recalled. How they're going to get all those eggs back into the right chickens is anybody's guess.
Jennifer Aniston is being criticized for using the word "retard". She actually used it to mock herself. Somehow, I don't think Dr. Laura can make that argument for using the word "nigger".
Actually, if you've seen Jennifer's newest move, The Switch, you'll know she was only using the word retard to describe the growth of her acting ability.
Betty White has won an Emmy for her appearance on Saturday Night Live. Just think. Betty was around when people were asking, "What's an Emmy?"
Betty's new series, Hot in Cleveland, ended the season with a cliffhanger. When one of your stars is 88 years old, I would think every episode would be a cliffhanger.
Hot in Cleveland will be back for another season, but not until January. The producers want to give Betty White a chance to grow into the role of an 88-year old woman.
Yellowstone National Park is reporting a shortage of pine cones this year. The bears in the park eat pine cones, which means that Yellowstone bears will be searching for other food. Ben and Jerry plan to make a lot of money off the hungry bears by setting up shop in Yellowstone and selling their new triple dip Pine Cones.
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