Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner  told the BBC News on Thursday that "the world cannot depend on the United States as much as it did in the past."  Then he added, "And that goes especially for Americans."



The flag that Custer flew during his "Last Stand" is up for auction.  I guess General McChrystal had no further use for it.





Kellogg's has recalled millions of boxes of cereal because of a bad odor and taste that could make people sick.  Kelloggs admitted that it just wasn't a good idea to put free commemorative tarballs inside a cereal box.



When asked to describe the odor and taste of the recalled cereals, a Kelloggs spokesman said, "Think of All Bran in its most digested form".





Some breakfast cereal lovers were surprised by the sudden recall.  They said Apple Jacks have always smelled and tasted badly.



The FDA says that airline food is often prepared in unsafe and unsanitary conditions.  Unfortunately, the FDA has no jurisdiction over what goes on in French airspace.





The FDA's report says that airline food can cause illness.  It's called Ecoli lag.



A man in Fairbanks, Alaska, chased a census worker off his property with a bulldozer.  The census bureau says nothing like this has ever happened before.  Ordinarily in Alaska, they shoot at census workers from a helicopter.