Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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A massage therapist in Oregon filed a sexual abuse complaint against Al Gore.  The complaint was dismissed due to lack of evidence on her part.  Not to mention lack of excitement on his part.

The masseuse claims that she was hired to provide a massage for Al Gore at his hotel where he was registered under the name"Mr. Stone".   Coincidentally, Mr. Stone was Tipper's pet name for Al in the bedroom.




The woman has accused Al Gore of repeated, unwanted sexual contact.  It's like she was reading Tipper's grounds for divorce word for word.

The woman said that Al Gore grabbed her and tongue kissed her.  See,  George Bush would never be accused of that.  He would have tripped over his own tongue too many times to ever get it in her mouth.

Defense Secretary Robert Gates said yesterday that the U.S. military is NOT bogged down in Afghanistan.   Gates spoke slowly, stumbled over his words, tried to re-start the speech, shook his head, sighed, then gave up and withdrew altogether.


With General McChrystal out and General Patreus in, the U.S. has developed a new strategy in Afghanistan.  Our military plans to withdraw early so that it can accept a more lucrative invitation to the Pac-10 conference where the schedule will be much easier. 


Boeing officials have discovered assembly problems in the tail area on some of their new 787 Dreamliner jets.  They said that while they take great pride in their company's name, there should be nothing in the mechanics of their jets that make the sound "BOEIIIINNNNGGG!"

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