Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Hooters waitresses from around the nation have donated 100,000 pairs of torn pantyhose to help absorb the spilled oil in the Gulf.  It's estimated that at least 10,000 pair were torn by Ben Roethlisberger.




President Obama addressed the nation last night regarding the Gulf oil spill and what he plans to do about it.  That quiet, non-aggressive manner carried right over into the way the Boston Celtics played in Game 6 of the NBA Finals.




It was apparent that the Celtics took their cue from the president's speech from the Oval Office.  There was no press.




President Obama is having a hard time convincing us that he's getting tough.  It's like watching Dirty Harry played by Barney Fife.




Earlier in the day, the president was in Florida, strolling the beach with Charlie Crist.  It was hard to tell if they were discussing the oil spill or filming a commercial for Kay Jewelry.




President Obama was late getting to the Oval Office for his speech.  He had to stop and scrape the tarballs off his flip flops.




Famed artist Thomas Kinkade was arrested in California for drunken driving.  CHIPS officers became suspicious when they noticed strange glowing lights illuminating Kinkade's Mercedes.


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